Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer something to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little too close with the animal, causing some nervouslaughing. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell Trump Alligator Alcatraz ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.